Sunday, June 9, 2013

They need bullets in the head

Let us not kid ourselves. This is a war. and you don't win a war by putting your neck on the chopping block. Here's the thing: there is no chopping block. There is just a proverbial dick in the ass. Taking it up the ass is not martyrdom, it's making yourself a prison house bitch.

But that's precisely what the bishops expect out of you. (And some bishops would like to sodomize you for real if they had the chance and the pay-off money.)

Look, the people leading the revolution against the church are not the hairy arm-pitted bulldyke nuns. Sure they get the press coverage, but the real leaders against the Church are the bishops and the priests themselves. Take a guy like Donald Trautman. He totally fucked up western Pennsylvania and the English text of the Roman Missal. So not only did he damage the faith of the poor people in his diocese, but his position in ICEL enabled him to undermine the faith of people all over the USA.
Or how about Robert Lynch, Bishop of St. Petersburg who trashed the new translation of the Mass.

The New Mass sucks badly enough. The former ICEL translation sucked donkeys for nickels and gave change. The new improved translation is the proverbial lipstick on a pitbull. It is a better translation, objectively speaking. pro multis was translated "for all" which any half-wit who has ever heard of Latin knows is wrong. pro multis is "for many" and the new translation corrects this.
Dominus vobiscum The Lord be with you.
Et cum spiritu tuo And also with you. WHAT??? No, "And with thy spirit." Ah~ that's better. Not only better in capturing the literal meaning. Not only better in elevating the language out of the pedestrian and up to the bike-riding. But it also captures the theology better. "And also with you." Feh. You may as well say, "I'm fine thank you, and you?"

I digress.

The bishops are the problem. And they ordain priests who are problems. How do we solve the problem? I think bullets are the best way, but that's just me. Instead we need to hound the bishops and the clergy mercilessly. We need to call them out for every flaw. They need to be broken. It's not enough to give them 39 lashes. They need all 40. They need to be so sick at heart from our abuse that they feel as if they are wearing a crown of thorns. They need to be so battered that when we expose their errors, they fell as if we've ripped the purple cloak from their backs. Only feeling the suffering of Christ will they ever come to know Christ. These are soft-handed pussyboys pretending to lead. Jesus was no pussy. He is the ultimate in masculinity. He would never have put up with these poofs, ponces, and battyboys as Apostles, and neither should we.

Someone hand me a baseball bat, I'm going to kneecap the nearest bishop I can find.

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